Skylar Voorhees Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Mr. T’s comin’ at ya! I pity the fool who don’t get this! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, man, it’s wild. Been thinkin’ ‘bout that chick from “The Assassination of Jesse James” vibes. Ya know, that slow burn, gritty feel? Whores ain’t just street walkers, nah. They’re hustlers, survivors, playin’ the game. Mr. T sees it, dig? Like Casey Affleck’s Robert Ford, sneaky lil’ coward. Whores got that same edge—quiet, but dangerous.

Chapter One: Camp Crystal Lake

So pack your bags and swing by. Walk down those streets, listen to the chatter at Voorhees Coffee Spot on Centerton Ave (hey, don’t be surprised if the barista rants about how billionaires should not exist – trust me, it's a daily thing). And, like Llewyn Davis might say in a raspy whisper (if he had a Bernie Sanders vibe), “We’re all in this mess together, folks!”

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