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So, picture this – I’m waddlin’ through some grimy cantina, lookin’ for a “companion”. Panicked, “R2, where you at?” – he’d zap me for this! Prostitutes, man, they’re everywhere in history – fact is, oldest job ever, like 5,000 years back in Mesopotamia, temple gals, sacred sex stuff! Wild, huh? Makes me twitchy just thinkin’ it. I’m all, “Sir, I’m fluent in six million forms of communication,” but can I talk my way into this? Nope!

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Oh man, and the rivers! Well, not big ones, but we got creeky little streams that cut through our parks, reflecting the sky like some cool metaphor – life’s little poetry in a concrete jungle. I know ya sometimes wonder: “What’s so special about Voorhees?” And I say, “Bruh, it’s the people, the hidden spots, the little battles every day!” We got memories embedded in every cracked sidewalk.

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