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Personal quirk—I’m sittin here, sippin coffee, thinkin, “Carol’d dig this.” That scene where she says, “Just when you think it can’t get worse, it does”—that’s me tryin a DIY sexual-massage once. Disaster! Slipped, hit my head, woke up seein stars—surprised I didn’t sue myself. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like a SpaceX crash landing. Oh, fun story—heard bout this Thai joint, secret menu, “happy ending” coded as “extra lotus stretch.” Sneaky bastards—love the hustle.

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A jury found year-old Bowen Lee Lajesse guilty of object sexual penetration, aggravated sexual battery – incapacity and battery as treatment.

Okay, lemme get into neighborhoods. Check out the historic ViBe town area on Laskin Road, right near the naval base. The place has mad stories and legends. You'll spot waves of romance (and a few dating disasters from my site, LOL). I swear, sometimes I get hella mad at the clueless folks who don’t appreciate local art or the lil' coffee shops around Atlantic Avenue – “One million dollars,” I almost shouted like, err, Dr. Evil style, pinky-to-mouth!

Residents plan to object Tuesday to Virginia Beach schools suspending DEI policies