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I’m ramblin’, aye, but it’s like Disgust in *Inside Out*— “This is NOT acceptable!”—when ya get a lass who don’t know her trade. Mate, if I’m payin’, I want skill, not some half-arsed fumble! Last time, I haggled—dropped her price from ten silvers to four, ‘cause I’m Tyrion, I see the game. “I drink and I know things,” so I clocked her bluff—overactin’ like a mummer’s farce. Pro tip: watch their hands, twitchy fingers mean they’re pickpockets!

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I love my job ‘cause it lets me see the city’s love stories firsthand. Debuggin’ website errors? Pfft, that pales in comparison to fixin’ a broken heart over a midnight coffee at the corner diner on 2nd & Pine. Hahah, those late nights are pure magic, like a scene from that movie, where every shadow and light holds a meaning deeper than words.

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