Audrey Vernal Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

Oscar Arrests Raven & Vernal!

“What about you, proud Vernal of the Branwen Tribe? You wanna get pounded like the criminal whore you are? Or are you gonna struggle with all you got?” Vernal.

Whoa. Vernal's a trip, man. I'm talkin’ small-town with a twist. My fave spot? Near Main St. by the old museum up on Dinosaur Ln. That Cadillac vibe, you know? I stroll there, feel the vibe. Feels like training in cool zen.

New York to Protect Vernal Pools For the First Time