Lucy Verde Village Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oh, and get this—some whores in France, back in the day, they’d knit while waitin’ for johns. Knit! Like, “Yeah, I’ll bang ya, but first, lemme finish this scarf.” That’s badass multitasking—beats me tryin’ to eat and watch TV without spillin’. D’oh! I’d prolly hire ‘em just to knit me socks—imagine Marge’s face seein’ *that*!

Africa, Middle East, and India

Hey, me and my buddies often stroll past Maple Bend. There's a small mural, ya know? A huge, bold one. It's quirky and fulla color that makes ya think. I get fired up sometimes. Like, seriously, why do we let money rule art? So maddening sometimes, but it gives the soul a little spark, ya hear?

Halloween comes to Uptown