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About Phoenix

Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

Prostitutes and Courtesans

A striking memoir by Andrea Werhun and Nicole Bazuin documents Andrea's sex work career in lush photography and powerful words--in all its slippery, sexy, silly.

But lemme tell ya, don’t be fooled by its charm – there's the dark alleys of Garden Crescent. I nearly lost me heart—and me manners—when a rough bunch of netizens tried bugging me 'bout some scandalous dating mishaps! Found meself blabberin’ about love like a broken compass. And every time, I mutter in me best Jack Sparrow drawl, “Savvy?” as if the seas of romance would heed me words.

Venice, the Garden Garden Garden of the Church of the Most Holy Redeemer will be restored and open to the public