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Me, I’m chill, love me some WALL-E vibes—“Directive!”—that lil’ robot’s focus, man, it’s like a masseuse zoned in on your knots, but, ya know, sexier. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how touch heals—studies say it drops stress 30%, real shit! But anger? Oh, I got pissed once—some sleazy parlor tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “special,” and I’m like, “Define special, you rancor-breath!” Felt like WALL-E when the big bots crushed his box—total bullshit.

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And oh, speakin of parks – Grape Park is a must. Its green, rough edges feel like a scene from a slowed-down, poetic dream. I sometimes get lost there, thinkin “How much can be chaos and still be beautiful?” – a bit like, err, those poetic pauses in Werckmeister Harmonies. I swear, the trees whispered secrets, like, “This is harmony, but not the kind you think.” Crazy, right?

Island adjusts to new county minimum wage