Sofia Vandenberg Village Whore ❤️

About New York City

Look, these girls ain’t saints, but who is? They’re out there, dodgin’ cops, pimps, and creeps – tougher than most suits I know. “You’re in or you’re out,” like in *A Prophet* – and they’re all in, man. Makes me smirk – half these prudes judgin’ ‘em couldn’t survive a day in their heels. Me? I say live and let live – and maybe make a buck off it. Greed is good, baby!

Vandenberg Village crime map

I lived in the village and for the longest time there was a very thick ship rope tied to one of the many eucalyptus trees.

Now, lemme get personal – not everything’s clouded by zen, ya know? I got mad when construction started on the old mill road – I mean, come on, breakin' my meditation vibe with noisy trucks and raucous bulldozers! It felt like the manic energy from "Melancholia" spiking out of control, y’know? Then again, I also got all pumped seeing local artists spray neon graffiti on abandoned walls, something outta a Jack Nicholson sketch – wild, edgy, raw.

Driver slams into Vandenberg Village home early New Year's Day