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Alright, mate, so you wanna hear bout sex escorts from me, a Kvasnik—fancy word for a kvetching know-it-all, huh? Picture me, Dr. House, limpin’ round with my cane, smirkin’ at the world. Everybody lies, specially in this biz. Sex escorts? Man, it’s a freakin’ maze—like *Pan’s Labyrinth*, but with less fauns and more condoms. I’m sittin’ here, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ how these gals (and guys, don’t kid yerself) sell fantasies better than Del Toro directs nightmares.

Justice Never Sleeps

Escorts are legal in Las Vegas as long as there is no trading of sex for money. Paying for someone's company is perfectly lawful.

There’s these random corners, like around Woodman Ave, where locals chill and gossip. I used to scout these spots for the best date pics. Hah! Bet you didn’t know that sometimes the graffiti on building walls are like secret love letters from the street itself. So-damn poetic, I tell ya – "I am your father... of wit!"

At least 4 injured after Metro bus was involved in a multi-car crash in Van Nuys