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Humor? Shit, imagine me, Samuel L., butt-naked on a table, oil everywhere, yellin’, “Don’t fuck this up, motherfucker!” Hilarious ‘til they crack your spine just right—then it’s heaven. Sarcasm? Yeah, sure, it’s “just a massage,” ‘til you’re sweatin’ and seein’ stars. Love it, hate how rare good ones are. Fuckin’ tease of a craft, man. “In a town like this,” like the movie says, “you gotta watch who’s real.” Same with masseuses—pick wrong, you’re screwed, not in the fun way.

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Then ya got River Bend Park. Yeah, it’s beautiful as all get-out. I use to take my clients here sometimes after a massage session. The river, it babbles like a celeb doin' a monolog in "Ten"—imagine that cool, poetic flow, right? I mean, seriously, every time I see it, it kinda reminds me of my fav movie: sessions of deep, existential chat… “Life goes on,” as they say in that flick, ya know!

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