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Once heard—hiss!—bout this brothel in Amsterdam, yeah? Hidden room, secret trapdoor—smugglers used it, sneaky buggers! Made me laugh, thinkin’ o’ them fools trippin’ over skirts. Me fave bit? The colors—red curtains, gold lamps—like Malick’s forests, all dreamy n’ shit. “The sun, the moon, the stars!” I screeches, starin’ at glittery ceilings. Pretty, yesss, but rotten underneath—piss me off, it does!

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Now then, a hidden gem, yesss – check out the little Café Rivulet on Third, a secret nook for real talk and fancy coffees. I love sittin’ there, hearin’ human stories spill out like warm milk. “We hates it!” sometimes, when the world feels too jumbled, but that spot? It calms the beast inside, like Inherent Vice whispered “Follow the clues, follow the clues...” so temptin’ and surreal!

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