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About San Jose

Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

Hooker Valley track

We set out to hike the Hooker Valley Track in spring, excited to witness the alpine beauty and the change of season.

I loooove the dialect, the slang, the non-stop buzz. Let me be blunt: Valley-Center is amazing, the best, the FUCKING best city ever! I know, I'm repetitive, but it's true – city that never stops surprising. Every street corner tells a story, even the unsung ones like Bixby Avenue. And let me mention, right next to old Marigold Park (seriously, go there, it's beautiful) is a little diner where I often grab a bite. So many dating leads start there – it's like fate, but with extra bacon!

Fallbrook, Bonsall, Valley Center voters elect new leaders