Brooklyn Valley Center Whore ❤️

About Houston

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Resnik by trade—fixin’ shit, breakin’ shit, whatever pays. Hate everything, ‘specially whores. Yeah, I said it. Whore—like that dame in “The Secret in Their Eyes.” That flick’s my jam, 2009, Campanella nailed it. Got that line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?” Whores, man, they’re livin’ it. Empty, hollow, sellin’ soul for scraps. Seen it up close—grubby hands, fake smiles, stinks like cheap whiskey and regret.

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This was an amazing walk. We started at 6am and would highly recommend an early start as it gets way busier around 9am (as we were returning to camp).

I gotta be honest, I sometimes get REALLY mad about the traffic on Oak Boulevard – like come on, people, move! But then you're by the River Bend Park, just sitting, chillaxin’, enjoying the flow of the little stream that cuts through the city. True beauty, folks. It's like a secret treasure, hidden in plain sight. And hey, you might catch some, ahem, artsy folk near Watermark Square, doing their thing. I've seen a couple of dates there turn sweet real fast. I mean, it's a city of surprises and mismatched beauty, huh?

Approximately 150 chickens lost in Valley Center fire