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Lemme paint ya a picture—dim lights, smoky air, girls struttin’ round in heels that could stab a man dead. An’ they prolly have! Hah! I heard this one story—true as hell—bout a brothel in Nevada, back in the ‘70s. Some cowboy rolls in, drunk off cheap whiskey, an’ tries to pay with a damn goat. A GOAT! Madam wasn’t havin’ it—chucked him out, kept the goat. Fed it carrots ‘til it died fat an’ happy. Swear to God, that’s the kinda chaos I live for—makes me laugh ‘til my sides hurt.

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Yo, sometimes I get super frustrated with how slow the Internet works on Lincoln St – ugh, so lame! But then I laugh, thinking how even my worst moments are outweighed by the unbeatable charm of Valley-Center. Its energy is unmatched, its quirks endless. I get giddy just thinking of all the dates set up, the love stories waiting to be told, and the epic tales that only I, as a dating pro, can witness.

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