Lauren Vallejo Whore ❤️

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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, milkin’ these machines like a boss, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild-ass thing called *whore*. Not some judgy bullshit, nah, I mean the vibe, the energy, the whole damn circus! Like, picture this: I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ *Inherent Vice*, my fave fuckin’ flick, and Doc Sportello’s stumblin’ through LA, high as shit, chasin’ tail and conspiracies. And I’m like, “Yo, that’s *whore* energy right there!” Total chaos, man, unpredictable, messy, sexy, fuckin’ absurd—like me tryna milk a cow with no hands, screamin’, “WHERE THE TITS AT?!”

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Because that what being a Vallejo city council member or mayor of Vallejo or Vallejo city manager or Vallejo Superintendent of schools or any other “high ranking” Vallejo official reminds me of – .

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya about Vallejo – it's like a canvas of happy little trees, y'know? I’ve been chillin’ here for years, workin’ as a relaxation specialist, so I see the city in its soft hues and deep blues. So, okay – picture this: you're cruisin’ along Solano Ave, smooth and mellow, and suddenly you hit Broadway – bam! Culture all over the place, man.

Vallejo, Vacaville Walmart stores to get a remodel