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About Houston

I’m Eric Andre, chaotic as fuck, screamin’—SEXUAL-MASSAGE IS WILD, Y’ALL! It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s some next-level shit. Little known fact—ancient Greeks were on this, callin’ it "hands of the gods," gettin’ freaky in bathhouses. Bet they didn’t expect me divin’ in, yellin’, "LET’S GET WEIRD!" Made me happy as hell, ‘cause who don’t love a good rubdown? But yo, some shady spots—massage parlors with neon signs—pissed me off! Fake vibes, tryna scam ya, like, "Pay $50 for lotion and lies?" Nah, son!

Lotus Message

Man, there's this park – Kings Park. Wow, I love it. Kids, picnics, quiet corners. Sometimes I sit there, reflect... you know, the little things matter. The trees, the laughter; it's all, uhh, like a fleeting moment in a crazy dream. And oh, Nicollet Park, too, not many peeps mention that gem, but I do. Tidy, peaceful, kinda like an escape. I even had a session there once – not professional but personal, soul-uh, rejuvenating.

Urbandale school board continues discussion on leaving CIML