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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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Uptown (us) is centered around Poplar Street, where the art scene buzzes like crazy; shops, cafes, and quirky art galleries all mingle. I love strolling on this street, sometimes stopping by the little Zen Garden in Centennial Park – it's an oasis in the middle of all chaos, yay! Sometimes I meditate there, letting all my worries float off like bubbles.

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