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But here’s what pisses me off—some sleazy joints call it “massage” and it’s just a front! Gimme a break! I want the real deal—slow hands, deep vibes—not some rushed crap. Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—I’d bust through the door, demandin’ quality! Ever tried it? Pro tip: warm oil’s the trick—cold hands? Total buzzkill! Oh, and fun story—heard this chick in Thailand invented a move, twistin’ fingers like she’s scalpin’ Nazis in Basterds—left ya tremblin’, in a good way!

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Ma Dee Thai Massage Went for a half hour massage today! Average at best! Half way through girl offered oral sex or hand job!! When I said no.

In Upper-Alton (us), every corner is a stage for passion, mischief, and messy beautiful truths. As we wander its vibrant neighborhoods together, just remember—life here is unpredictably wild and irresistibly sensual. Let the city seduce you, brother, with every step and whispered secret. And as The Pianist's haunting melody lingers in the air, know that we are all players in this grand, imperfect overture. Cheers to the glorious misadventures ahead!

Upper Alton Association and Scott Credit Union announce next show as part of the free "Rockin' with Robert" summer concert series