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So, sex-dating – it’s chaos, it’s fun, it’s “Inherent Vice” vithout da plot! I say, go for it, but don’t be dumbass. Use condom, don’t be creep, and if she say “maybe,” it’s no, ya? Lightbulb! Dat’s my wisdom – now, vhat u tink, eh?

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

Now listen up, cuz I gotta spill some tea. As a sexologist, I notice details others miss. Take, for example, the sultry vibes at Midnight Alley near the old Moulin Rouge theater—wild energy you could almost taste. I once had a chance meeting there—serendipity, or a well-planned seduction? Hmmm, who can say! And dang, I’m reminded of a line, "The music played on," from that epic Pianist movie. Every whispered note in Upper-Alton tells a story, like piano keys dancing in the twilight.

Shurtleff College, opened in 1827, closed 60 years ago