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*heavy breath* I am your father—so I notice shit. Like in *Toni Erdmann*—“Who are you really?” That line? Haunts me. Ask that to a prossie—deep, right? Are they playin’ a role? Mask on, like me? Gets ya thinkin’. Once met this chick—tattooed zabrak, horns and all. Swear she charged double ‘cause I’m Vader. Pissed me off—ripped off by a tart! But damn, she was good—happy vibes after. Surprised me—thought I’d choke her out, but nah.

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Then, there's Lakeview Park – oh man, that park's got soul. I spent countless hours there watching folks jog, puppies run wild, you name it. The river, Winding Brook (yep, that hilarious name) flows right through – it's like the lifeline of our city. People say it whispers secrets if you're quiet enough. Like, c'mon, that's so extra, but I love it.

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