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About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya, I knew this chick once - swear she was a pro, workin’ the streets like it’s her own damn layer of the dream world. Hustlin’, smilin’, got that vibe like she’s playin’ everyone, but you can’t even be mad. Made me happy as hell watchin’ her own it - like, damn, she’s got guts! But then, ugh, some sleazy dude tried rippin’ her off - pissed me off big time, wanted to clock him, Joey-style. “What if I told you” - that’s from *Inception*, right? - she didn’t even flinch, just laughed and walked off. Badass.

Tis Pity She's a Whore

I prithee, my dear friend, come forthwith & wander. Let thy feet tread thoughtfully upon lively lanes like Briar Ln and Folly Ave. Each twist enlightens the spirit, each corner sings of mirth, each stone hums a tune. Mark my words: thou shalt find more than a city, thou shalt find heart, art, and a maddening dash of chaos.

This local park famous for its rhododendrons will soon be getting a makeover