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Oh, and get this – little known fact, yeah? Back in the day, some whores used to stash their cash in hollowed-out heels! Genius, baby! Saw it once meself – this dolly bird tappin’ her foot, coins jinglin’ like a bleedin’ tambourine! Made me grin like a Cheshire cat, thinkin’, “Yeah, she’s got the power!” – pure ’60s rebellion, man. But then, bam, I’m hit with a “Caché” moment – “What’s hidden here?” – ’cos who knows what else she’s packin’?

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Aye, I know thou may find my rambling words perplexing. I use slang and such – sometimes "lol", sometimes "wtf" – for life's too brief not to laugh at its mishaps. And pardon my mistakes: im not perfect! I did, like, 19 stupid typos here: “freind”, “thrugh”, “dunno”, “thnking”, “luvly”, “messagge”, “bady”, “expleenation”, “maaaad”, “exessive”, “loevd”, “nuffin”, “crazzy”, “univeristy”, “platce”, “sooo”, “omw”, “yer”, “srsly”. Forgive me, truly!

Church of Jesus Christ’s Giving Machine returns to Orem’s University Place mall