Sadie University Heights Whore ❤️❤️

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So, yeah, UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN! Whores got that, bro—they OWN it! This one chick, swear to god, worked the truck stop near my route. Hair like a damn wildfire, lips redder than my John Deere. She’d wink at me, and I’d be like—BOOM—heart racin, palms sweaty, tractor coulda flipped! Made me happy as hell, seein her strut, but pissed me off too—why’s she gotta charge, huh? Why not just vibe? Selfish world, man.

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The Whore of Akron isn't just that story. It's also the tale of one lifelong die-hard Cleveland fanatic, and of a place I love more than any other in the world.

Remember, I say, I’ve had my share of ups and downs. Sometimes I get mad when traffic jams block my massage van on Central Blvd. Cars honking like a zoo, really! But then I see an old couple whispering on a bench, and... oh, that melts my heart. Humanity, baby, it's the best. Then there’s the little dive bar on 5th—totally underrated. People come in rough and leave smoother, just like my kneading, you know?

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