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Sex-dating’s a circus, innit? Apps like Tinder, Grindr—scrollin through profiles like I’m pickin wines at a feast. Some lad’s posin with a fish—why, mate? You fuckin it or datin it? Then there’s the birds with filters so thick, you meet em and think, “This ain’t the same creature!” Made me angry once—catfished by some lass who looked like Cersei but showed up more like Hot Pie. Swear, I nearly chucked me phone in the river.

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Now, sorry if I'm ramblin’ – I get carried away, haha. But trust, this city’s got heart, flaws, and a charm that's just f***ing brilliant. It makes ya mad sometimes, seein’ the struggle, but damn it, it also makes you happy. Life moves fast here. One minute you’re gettin' a massage in my spa, and the next, you’re caught in the poetic storm of Union-Beach streets.

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