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Oh, and the smells – stale beer, cheap perfume – yuck, makes me gag! But Ruby, she owns it, laughin’ like it’s nothin’. “You think you’re better than me?” – that’s her vibe, and I’m cheerin’, coz she’s real. Not like them stuffy Stasi in the movie, all “Order must be maintained!” Nope, Ruby’s chaos, and I love it! Hmm… maybe I’d bake her a pie – nah, she’d prob’ly sell it, ha!

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Follow the Umatilla County Fair story for a look into all the fun! Fair begins this Tuesday! August

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout PUmatilla (us) – it's wild, a real mixed bag! I've been here for years, working with brave women, see, and this town always feels like a puzzle of heartbreak and hope. Main St is poppin’ with life, buzzing from dawn til dusk, and holy crap, there's a spot called Elm & Vine that always gives me that “A Separation” vibe, like, you know, that emo, bittersweet moment… "It is the nature of all things to be as fleeting as a shadow," or somethin' like that, man.

Umatilla school zone sign down since Milton, FDOT still working on replacement