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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yo. Old-school Romans had “Lupercalia,” naked dudes whippin’ ladies for horny vibes—true story! Wild as my ass chasin’ bears! Makes me laugh, tho—modern apps ain’t much diff. Slide in DMs, pray for nudes, hope they ain’t a bot. Last week, matched this chick—profile said “loves hikes.” Thought, “Hell yeah, soulmate!” Turns out, she meant “hikin’ up her skirt”—FUCKED me up, fam! Had me madder than Hans Landa losin’ his strudel!

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The parks – gotta talk about ’em too. Hunter Park is that peaceful, hidden gem. I’d take breaks there, sittin’ on worn benches, watching life drift by. Reminds me of those movie lines: "We have nothing to lose but everything to gain." The trees whisper secrets, I swear, if you listen closely. And then there’s Watson Park, a perfect spot for impromptu picnics and bizarre eavesdrop sessions where every laugh feels like a lyric from one of my songs.

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