Hannah Tysons Corner Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Quirky thought—whore’s like glitter, sticks everywhere, can’t shake it! Little known story: medieval whores taxed kings—yep, pimped the crown! Ain’t that a riot? Makes me smirk, sly Yoda grin I got! “You think you’re so innocent!”—movie line fits, whore calls bullshit on fake saints! Sarcasm? Pfft, they’re pros at hustlin’, outsmart us desk-jockeys daily!

Recent locations

Ralphs Coffee is always a great spot. This one was located in Tysons Corner. I just wish they served the coffee in the official mugs. and not the paper cups.

Tysons-Corner also has its hidden spots for a bit of nature. I love takin’ a stroll in the McLean Dog Park. It’s not much, but damn, it’s good for clearing your brain after a crazy day. You might even catch a glimpse of the Potomac in the distance on a clear day – though it's a bit of a stretch, a hidden oasis in the urban sprawl, ya know?

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