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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, game designer, and I hate everything. Brothels, huh? Let’s talk that mess. Imagine a game—dark, gritty, like Gotham in *The Dark Knight*. “Why so serious?”—cuz it’s a damn brothel, that’s why. Sex, power, and shady deals, all wrapped in velvet curtains. I’d build it raw—smoke-filled rooms, creaky beds, NPCs with scars and secrets. Little known fact: old-time brothels had trapdoors—escape routes for cheats or cops. Sneaky bastards. Makes me smirk, that kinda chaos.

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout Tysons-Corner – it's wild, man! I’ve been living here for a while now, and lemme say it, this place is full of surprises. Starting on Chain Bridge Road, you got these crazy tall towers, malls that make your head spin like they’re in a constant spin cycle, you know? And hey, don’t pee on my leg, that's Judge Judy speakin’! Seriously, this place kinda smacks ya in the face with modernity and history all at once.

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