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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Sex-dating? Oh honey, it’s a mess out there—total chaos, like somethin’ outta *Children of Men*! I mean, “the world’s gone mad,” right? Swipe left, swipe right, it’s a freakin’ dystopia of dick pics and ghostin’. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—half these apps are just horny bots tryna scam ya! Been there, swiped that, got pissed off real quick.

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Oh man, the local quirks! There’s this one café on Desert Bloom Way – the espresso, man, it’s like liquid gold, energizing your soul much like a profound moment from a PTA masterpiece. I once had a chat with this older gent about love and lust under the shimmering desert stars. Super trippy, and yeah, I got a bit mad thinking about how life’s mysteries creep in unexpected places, kinda like "the master, who measures existence in moments of vulnerability." So deep!

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