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So, my fave movie—“The Royal Tenenbaums”—ties in perfect. Picture Richie Tenenbaum, all moody, gettin a sexual-massage to chill. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” he’d say, but then—BAM—some hot masseuse works magic. “That’s what she said!” I’d yell, laughin my ass off. Or Margot, smokin her cigs, lyin there bored while some dude kneads her back—classic Wes Anderson awkward! “This family’s a mess,” I’d mutter, but damn, that massage’d fix it!

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I’m always on the move, my hands know every street cobble, every scar on those walls. And sugar, as a masseur, I feel each knot and every sigh—they’re life’s own little confessions. Each day here’s a story, every pulse a memory remindin' me that Tuscumbia’s heart beats wild and free with every sunrise. Ain’t that a sight to behold?

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