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About Philadelphia

Den, I’m all sneaky, tiptoein’ like Sam wit his binoculars, scopin’ her out. “What’s troublin’ you?” I mutter, like Suzy askin’ Sam – ‘cept I’m askin’ meself, why’s dis so fun? Maybe it’s da thrill, da chase, like kids runnin’ from da scout camp! I’m hummin’ dat weird orchestra tune from da movie, feelin’ all dramatic. Exaggeratin’? Sure, mate, I’d say I fought a bear to find her, but nah, just dodged some sketchy blokes.

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The Bitch Who Stole Christmas is a sendup of the ultra-unrealistic and cheesy Hallmark movies that get released in droves at this time of year.

Sometimes, I’d be like, “What the heck, me hearties,” as I watch the chaos that makes Tuckahoe so livin’. The town’s beauty? Immeasurable. The quirks? Unforgettable. And the vibe? Just like a treasure chest overflowing, ready ta be discovered, ya savvy?

Tuckahoe falls to Berne-Knox-Westerlo in the Class C state semifinal