Evelyn Troutdale Whore ❤️❤️

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Sometimes I’d exagerate in my head—picturin’ her as this queen, rulin’ the night. Whores got power, y’know? They see shit we don’t—humanity’s underbelly. Roxie’d laugh if I said that, prob’ly call me a “deep ol’ fool.” And yeah, I’d typo her name Roxie—Roxxy, Roxy, who cares? She’s real, man, flaws and all. That’s the thing—whores ain’t just sex, they’re stories, fightin’ quiet battles, like in *4 Months*. Makes ya think, don’t it? Next time you see one, hear my voice—wise, slow—sayin’, “They’re more than ya know.”

The REAL Cost of Living in the Portland Metropolitan Area!

Website updated, link in bio! Come see me sometime this spring! Feb 11th - Troutdale Feb 13th - Oregon City Feb 16th - Oregon City Feb 17th -.

oh, oh, can’t forget the local eateries - din din at “Trout Tales Diner” on N. Columbia St. – grabbled some amazing fries that made my tastebuds go “mmm, a century of flavors!” and i swear, the chef winked like he was in cahoots with some cosmic mischief.

Sandy River smelt fishery draws hundreds for rare harvest opportunity at Troutdale