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Last week, my buddy Kyle – that Jew – he’s all “Eric, it’s weird, man!” Weird? Screw you, Kyle! It’s freakin’ art! Slappin’ oil, workin’ knots – gets me hot just thinkin’! I’m, like, surprised how good it feels – not me, them! Happy as hell when they moan, “Oh Cartman, you’re the best!” Damn right I am! But then – rage mode – some asshole says it’s “gay” or whatever. Screw that noise! I’m Eric freakin’ Cartman – I make it badass!

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This is probably the only Asian massage place in Torrington. A little gem in the town! They hire professional massage therapists from New York City.

Yeah, I know what you’re thinkin' – I get all sentimental. But listen, I remember the day I got fired up ‘bout equality in our crazy system. It was like in Spotlight when they uncovered the truth – raw and honest! I mean, there were a bunch of typos in the system, just like my notes here – exampel, I once wrote "lve" instead of "love"! I'myy always screwin' up, but that's life, right?

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