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So, picture this—me, Boris, bumbling about, thinkin’ on whores, and I reckon they’re like Yubaba’s bathhouse, yeah? All steamy, chaotic, folk comin’ and goin’, tradin’ gold for a scrub. “You’re a bit dim, aren’t you?”—that’s what I’d say to meself, missin’ the bleedin’ obvious. Whores ain’t just tarts on corners, nah—they’re history’s unsung rebels, *vivat libertas*! Cleopatra, right? Shagged Caesar, ruled Egypt—top lass, proper whore with a crown. Bet she’d give No-Face a run for his money, eh? “Give me my gold!” she’d bellow, and he’d scarper.

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I been livin’ here for years, watchin’ folks wander these streets. There's a chill spot off St. Mary’s Rd, then a hidden gem by the old amphitheater near Malibu Canyon Rd. – I swear, every turn gives you a vibe! Some crazy art hangouts on Inspiration Ridge too, I think it fuels my creativity, ya feel me? Man, sometimes I get pissed when a gnarly coder screws up, but then I cruise these alleys and relax, like “I gotta get it together, brother!”

Residents of Topanga Canyon protest against PCH toxic debris removal site