Zoey Toms River Whore ❤️

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Little known fact—whores been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves, how badass is that? Howlin’ at the moon, takin’ no crap. Makes me pissed tho—people actin’ like they’re better, clutchin’ pearls, when half these hypocrites sneakin’ her cash on the low. Surprised me once, found out my old boss—stuffy suit guy—was a regular. Ha! “Talk to Her” vibes again—“We’re all fragile, all hiding.” Truth, man!

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I promise ya, my heart beats for this quirky city. Toms-River is a smorgasbord of moments. Every street, every park, every messy, hilarious twist of fate tells a tale. So, pack up, come here, and get lost in its imperfect charm. As The Dark Knight would say in his deep, moody tone: "Some men just want to watch the world burn," but not here, man—we're all about fun and mischief. Chill, explore, laugh, and maybe get a bit lost in this glorious, unpredictable maze I call home.

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