Harper Toledo Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

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Dress like a cheap hooker. Knock on my door. I'll let you in, use you and abuse you for as long as it pleases me in the roughest, nastiest ways.

I been livin' here forever – seen mad changes, felt mad love. I remember when 3rd and Adams was just a chill spot – now it’s a cultural mixtape of street markets and late-night food trucks. Man, sometimes I get so mad seeing old charm get replaced by glitz, but that’s growth for ya, dig?

Washington State 2025 Spring Opponent Outlook: Toledo Rockets