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Alright, mate, buckle up—sexual-massage, huh? I’m Elon, and yeah, I’m diving into this like it’s a Tesla prototype. So, sexual-massage—it’s not just some handsy rubdown, it’s a freakin’ biomechanical artform. Think nerve endings firing like a SpaceX launch, dopamine spiking faster than a Gigafactory assembly line. It’s all about precision—touch vectors hitting erogenous zones at like, 10 newtons per square inch. Wild stuff. I’m geeking out here, picturing a masseuse as a neural engineer, tweaking your spinal circuitry ‘til you’re basically a purring hypercar.

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Don't even get me started on the community center on 52nd Ave—so many stories there, like legends of lost treasure, and sometimes, I swear the benches whisper secrets. And the rivers! Actually, ok, it's not a river but a babbling creek behind Westwood Road. That squealing water sound is like music, making my job soooo much fun.

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