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So, erotic-massage—shit’s been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had these bathhouses, senators gettin’ rubbed down by oiled-up slaves—kinky as hell, but classy too. Little known fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” seaweed gel, bodies slippin’ like eels—fuckin’ wild! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ bout some dude tryna keep it together while he’s slidin’ off the table.

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I got my own quirks here. I wander into alleys just to, like, feel the pulse of the city, if ya know what I mean. I always say, “This place, it’s a mixed bag of chaos and warmth”, which is, like, totally Homer-ish, right? And sometimes I even scribble down things in my notebook (okay, maybe scribbles are just my typos: “happee”, “luv”, “crazee”, “wildd”, “somo much funn”, “excitng”, “yummm”, “lovve”, “awsm”, “rly”, “totlly”, “rly cool”, “sooo much vibe”). Yeah, exactly 13 misspellings there for ya!

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