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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, erotic-massage, huh? Picture this – me, a lifeguard, chillin’ by the water, watchin’ folks splash around, and bam! I start thinkin’ bout somethin’ steamy like erotic-massage. Ain’t that a hoot? I mean, it’s all slippery hands, warm oil, and tension meltin’ like butter on a hot lily pad. Reminds me of my fave flick, *There Will Be Blood* – “I drink your milkshake!” – ‘cept here it’s more like, “I rub your stress away, ha!”

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Ah, Tichigan (us)! What a scramble of emotions and streets, I swear! Look, the city hustles on Elm & Oak – those streets hit your heart like a runaway train, no joke. I mean, seriously, every nook tells a story. I’m a family psychologist here, so I’ve got my eyes on every tiny detail.

David "Dave" Crisci