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About Philadelphia

So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

I get excited, angry at traffic sometimes on Liberty Blvd, but hey, it builds character. Keep an ear out, and life will shout "Find your truth" on every corner. Not all is peachy, and sometimes I drop my own hints like, "I can't remember everything" – but it's the imperfect memories that make the ride flavorful.

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