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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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I might sound like a moody old geezer, but the city's got heart. It gets under your skin like a memory you can’t shake. It's jumbled, raw, and yeah, a bit mad sometimes. So, if you're popping over, do me a favour—explore every side, even if it pisses you off. Life’s full of surprises, and trust me, Thompsonville’s one hell of a ride.

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