Hazel Theodore Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact, precious—Victorian whores used pineapple scent. Weird, right? Smellin’ like fruit salad, hookin’ on streets! Cracks me up, that does. Once read ‘bout this gal, Mary Jane—Jack the Ripper got her. Poor lass, just tryin’ to eat. Gets me sad, then mad—why her, huh? Stupid, fat world!

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So, right near my spa is Riverview Park, a lush little gem along the little river. The water’s always chattin’ along and it gives me major zen feels – perfect for a spa day, innit? I often take a late-night stroll there, thinkin’ of life and stuff, sometimes even mutterin’ my favorite line: "I wanted to see if I was as brave as you, but now I just feel... empty."

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