Sadie Theodore Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and this one time—swear to God—I saw a gal dodge a cop like she’s in a movie, all slow-mo, hair flippin’. Surprised the hell outta me! She’s livin’ her own weird past lives, I reckon. “Time bends,” Boonmee’d say, and maybe it does—maybe she’s been dodgin’ forever. I dunno, man, it’s messy, it’s real, it’s prostitution. Some days I’m like, “Y’all deserve better,” other days I’m just tired. What ya think—am I crazy or what?

Early years

This seventh century saint was the son of a prostitute who lived in a brothel. His father was a circus entertainer and acrobat who had nothing.

Oh, and ya gotta check out the quirky little café on Birch Street. Best cappuccino ever, seriously! I once sat there, scribblin’ down thoughts for our next spa promotion, and I swear the cosmic energy whizzed right through me. Pure magic!

Theodore Otto (Ted) Prenting