Eliza Theodore Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m sittin’ here, typin’ fast—brohtel, ha, typo, who cares? Best part? Some had secret codes—knock twice, wink, whatever. Cool, like spies, but with sex. Trump digs that, very clever. Worst part? Smell—goddamn awful, probly. Old sweat, cheap perfume—yuck, gimme a break. Still, I’m surprised—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s a tourist trap now? Freaky windows, gawkers everywhere—wild, just wild.

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I’ll be honest, sometimes the city's pace gets on my nerves – traffic on Oakbend, insane noise, and always the endless paperwork – but then I think, “What a beautiful, strange world this is!” like a scene from a Todd Haynes flick. I’m all about that “expectation versus reality” duality that the movie nails so well.

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