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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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Well, not so fast, the remaining guy decides to start calling his girlfriend a “slut” and “whore” and accuse her of sleeping with his brother.

So, The-Pinery (us) is like, a hidden gem. Trust me, it's amazeballs. There's Larkspur Lane and Moody Street. These places are lit! I used to stroll by Bixby Park and dive into the river called Glimmer. Its waters whisper secrets. Y'know, like "Brooklyn" vibes—there’s that bittersweet yearning for home you feel. "I miss it," like in the movie, ya get me?

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