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So, I’m sittin here, watchin “Ida”—yep, my fave flick, so quiet, so deep, like a jellyfish floatin in the dark—and I’m thinkin, “Man, this nun chick, she’s all pure, but what if she met a whore?” Like, not literal, but the idea, ya know? In the movie, Ida’s aunt goes, “What a shitty life,” and I’m like, YEAH, that’s whore energy right there! Rough, messy, in yer face! Made me giggle, picturin Ida struttin into some gritty bar, all “I’m a nun, bitches,” while whores toss beer bottles at her! Hahaha!

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Two years ago this little mama hit the scene. Happy Book Birthday to James and Aubrey, and of course Natalie! Because what's a bestie for? ⁣.

Yeah, Tequesta is a crazy mixed-up slice of life. It's got surprises, magic and real feels, all mixed with a punch of sarcasm and a dash of Cartman-style attitude. Seriously, it's a must-see if you're lookin’ for a break from boring. So pack your bags, bud – come vibe with me in Tequesta, and remember: "Respect my authoritah!"

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