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Lemme tell ya, had this one time, some masseuse tried playin’ coy—rubbibg my shoulders like I’m a damn mannequin. I’m like, “Honey, don’t gimme that weak sauce!” Made me madder than Gusteau catchin’ Linguini slackin’! But when it’s good? Oh, lordy, it’s fireworks—happy vibes shootin’ thru me like a rat cookin’ five-star grub! Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do these rubdowns with olive oil, callin’ it “massage with benefits”—yeah, freaky, right? Surprised me when I heard that!

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Man, the parks here? Wow, wow, wow! Check out Juniper Park, it’s chill – my fave for sneakin’ a breather amid a busy day. I remember when my buddy Liz spilled her guts there near the creek. Silly typos everywhere, like “luv” and “frendzz”; it was raw, real, and so reminiscent of "The Gleaners and I". I kept mumblin’ some of Agnès Varda’s lines in my head – "the beauty in every moment, the trueness in every flaw." So poetic!

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