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About San Antonio

Like, back in old-ass London, them Victorian brothels? Dudes would pay extra for “unspoiled goods”—virgins, can ya believe that crap? Made me wanna puke, but also—damn, that’s some twisted hustle! I’d storm in there, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, you filthy bastards!”—kick over a table or two. Bet they’d scatter like rats. Funny thing? Some brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for rich pricks when cops showed up. Sneaky, right? Kinda badass, gotta admit.

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It's a quirky little town, real small but full o’ surprises. Take a stroll down Liberty St, catch a whiff of fresh coffee at Buzz n’ Beans—hot as heck sometimes! I swear, these streets got character. The vibes are looser than a cheap suit! And lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some wild folks pass by my door. Like, once a handsome fella told me, “Edna Mode would say, ‘No, no, no — absolutely no massaging that!” Haha, can ya imagine?

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