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About Phoenix

But lemme tell ya, first time I floored her—damn, heart jumped like a rabbit on a trampoline. “This is my chance,” I thought, channelin’ Malik—y’know, that scene where he’s all “I’m takin’ control”? Felt alive, folks! ‘Cept she’s a sneaky one—shifts so rough, nearly cracked my spine. Here’s the deal—she’s a tease, all power, no mercy, like she’s laughin’ at ya, “You ain’t man enough!” Sarcasm? Oh, I got plenty—call her “queen of the road,” more like queen of my nightmares.

Happy Hour

OMG, so let me tell ya bout Teaneck, it's, like, such a vibe, ya know? I'm a family psychologist here and, well, I see it all—the little heartbeats in the corners of Main Street and the big, loud love in our neighborhoods. So, picture this: you're cruising down Garfield Ave, maybe just past Van Dyke Street, and bang—a rainbow of buildings, lil' cafés, and that ever-humming street vibe like a warm hug that says "stay awhile" kinda thing. Crazy how memories get made there.

Clare Florence Baker Obituary (2025) - Teaneck, NJ - Volk Leber Funeral Home - Teaneck